Did you see it? Did you see the two runaway Llamas that broke the internet and took over every cable news station yesterday? SO MUCH LLAMA DRAMA!

I’ve been a Llama fan for as long as I can remember. That’s right I said it. I liked Llamas before Llamas were cool. And Alpacas and Camels and Guanacos. I don’t discriminate among my Camelids.

Llamas have a bad reputation because they spit when they are upset. Just think about the things people do when they are upset and in a stressful situation. Spitting doesn’t seem so bad anymore, huh?

I have had my fair share of Llama interactions and have never been spit on. I have however been sneezed on by a horse, bitten on the nose by a turkey, and chased by a goose. Everyone has their bad day.

Llamas are so beautiful and soft and sassy that someday I hope to have enough land to rescue one… or ten.

Plus, the word llama looks just like one laying down. See it?

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - The word llama looks like one laying down!

In case you still don’t believe me, here is some proof:

Do you have a llama selfie? Didn’t think so.

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama selfie

I have Llamas, Llamas, Everywhere!

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama, Llamas, Everywhere!

I’m fashionable with my Llama jewelry and Llama socks!

Not to mention my 20 other pairs of Llama socks or Llama scarf from Peru (not pictured).

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama accessories

I sport Llama sweaters and Llama shirts.

Even sweaters made of Alpaca wool (not pictured)!

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama clothes

I enjoy a glass of fine Llama wine.

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama wine

I have Llama bags to hold all my Llama things.

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama bags

My apartment is decorated with Llama art, Llama art, and more Llama art.

Plus a Llama themed book (not pictured)!

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama art

I have a Llama weather vane in my kitchen.

It matches my fancy Llama cutting board (not pictured).

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llama weather vane

My Llamas wear hats.

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Llamas with hats

And finally I have a Llama best friend (I wish).

I Liked Llamas Before Llamas Were Cool - Jessica with a Llama

It would be quite a challenge to accumulate all this stuff after the Llamas made it big, so I can’t be lying!

For more Llama drama, check out these funny headlines!

Jessica Shipman

Jessica Shipman is a bargain hunter, food lover, and software engineer figuring out how to be a pet parent for the first time. Jessica has been a long time lover of all animals (especially llamas and manatees) and is happy that she can finally combine that love with technology.
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